Why Women Live Longer than Men

Posted on April 11, 2008 by larrytemple

A friend of mine sent this to me, enjoy!

Standing on a bucket on TOP of a ladder,

brilliant.

That CAN’T be right.

Ummmm…

at least someone’s holding the ladder steady…

Isn’t this a violation of the seatbelt laws?

Shouldn’t he be wearing a lifejacket?

Wonder what HE makes an hour?

It can’t be enough.

Who needs a truck?

I get by with a little help from my friends.

HMMM,

maybe he couldn’t see the huge yellow sign that said CLEARANCE.

Hey, I strapped it down.

Hey, he has a special license to drive that truck.

Maybe we shouldn’t have parked it on the side of a hill.

No problem, I can see through the holes.

It starts at a young age and men just get worse.

You hold it while I whack it with this hammer.

A new OSHA approved substitute for ladders.

Ropes are for sissies.

Kubota’s new tractor mounted scaffolding.

Always follow traffic signs.

All I wanna know is, HOW?

Now I wanna know why

In a hurry?

I can cut it down AND load it in the truck!

Husband to his Wife:

Don’t worry dear I put enough tape on it…

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2 Responses to “Why Women Live Longer than Men”

  1. Wanna know why women live longer? « Leviticus and Stuff, on April 12th, 2008 at 7:41 am Said:

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  2. David, on April 13th, 2008 at 4:29 am Said:

    Larry,

    Next time you post something like this please put a warning at the top! I could of destroyed my monitor or keyboard! Geese! If my mouth had been full of food or drink I could have spewed on the screen from laughing so hard :)

    Dave

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